Waterballoon Iguana
Journal Entry: Tue Apr 17, 2007, 1:14 PM
On monday april 16 2007 one of the funniest moments in my existence happend,words cant really describe what my eyes saw but i'll give it ashot. I was walking back from lunch to my work place when i saw 2 tekato's(junkies) fighting near the stop light, then i noticed this big ass dead rotting iguana next to them,as soon as i saw it one guy reached for it,grabbed it by the tail swung it up and slammed it on the other guy's head,that thing exploded like a waterballoon. The guy was drenched in blood and guts,and it was rotten,the damn thing was grey instead of green. As soon as this happend the guy who got hit started to shake violently then screamed "Que puneta me acaba de pasar!?" and ran across the street,all the cars stopped in front of him as he vanished behind a building,the other bastard laughing. I fell on my knees from laughter,i couldnt breath for a few seconds because of the laughter and rotting stench. Afterwards people at work didnt believe me until they saw the exploded carcass as they left. By the way it was those big green iguanas,and why was a huge one dead in the middle of an interseccion you ask? Well,owners let them go after a while so now certain areas have them running around. I love this island XD
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...unfortunately, such heart warming does melt away the super high cholesterol I have (wtf not like it even works like that
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