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Waterballoon Iguana

Journal Entry: Tue Apr 17, 2007, 1:14 PM
On monday april 16 2007 one of the funniest moments in my existence happend,words cant really describe what my eyes saw but i'll give it ashot. I was walking back from lunch to my work place when i saw 2 tekato's(junkies) fighting near the stop light, then i noticed this big ass dead rotting iguana next to them,as soon as i saw it one guy reached for it,grabbed it by the tail swung it up and slammed it on the other guy's head,that thing exploded like a waterballoon. The guy was drenched in blood and guts,and it was rotten,the damn thing was grey instead of green. As soon as this happend the guy who got hit started to shake violently then screamed "Que puneta me acaba de pasar!?" and ran across the street,all the cars stopped in front of him as he vanished behind a building,the other bastard laughing. I fell on my knees from laughter,i couldnt breath for a few seconds because of the laughter and rotting stench. Afterwards people at work didnt believe me until they saw the exploded carcass as they left. By the way it was those big green iguanas,and why was a huge one dead in the middle of an interseccion you ask? Well,owners let them go after a while so now certain areas have them running around. I love this island XD

  • Mood: Amazed

Devious Information

  • Current Age: 21 (legaly able to do whatever the fuck i want)
  • Current Residence: Guaynabo city in Puerto Rico
  • Interests: Cartoons,video games,the bizarre and insane,weapons,knowledge,dark humor, Vice
  • Favourite movie: Clerks, Battle Royal, Donnie Darko, End of Evangelion,Game of Death
  • Favourite band or musician: Korn,Tool,Aphex Twin,Boards of Canada,30 Seconds to Mars
  • Favourite genre of music: Anything that makes me go into a jig
  • Favourite artist: Jhonen Vasquez,FSc and HR Giger,Peter Chung
  • Favourite poet or writer: Many
  • Favourite photographer: Anyone who can capture the moment just right
  • Favourite style of art: My own and anyone else's that catches my attention.
  • Operating System: My hands, my laptop and anything i can use to draw and write.
  • MP3 player of choice: Limewire for now....
  • Wallpaper of choice: Anything that i like.
  • Favourite game: Fighting games,shooters,rpg's(playstation was the golden age of rpg's) and mech combat.
  • Favourite gaming platform: Playstation 1 and 2,Nintendo 64,Dreamcast and my DS Light
  • Favourite cartoon character: Daria,Optimus Prime,Aeon Flux,Tak,Zim,Devi,Starscream,Soundwave
  • Personal Quote: Sit by the river's edge, and watch your enemy's body float by
  • Tools of the Trade: Pencil's,paper and my computer

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=ilovegravy:iconilovegravy: 5 days 10 hours ago
Hey hi sir!! :batman: Thanks a bundle (of french fries!) for the :+fav: on my french fry love shirt product pic!! :D It warms my heart to know that fellow fried potato fans (or even non-fans!) enjoy my shirt designs. :dance:

...unfortunately, such heart warming does melt away the super high cholesterol I have (wtf not like it even works like that :roll: haha)... but who knows, maybe one day! :fingerscrossed: :slow: ahh the perils of loving fried foods... :hmm:

ps- In the meantime, feel free to purchase a french fry shirt and contribute to the fund for my inevitable quadruple bypass surgery! :hungry: [link]

sorry for the super late comment! ^^;
~AnastasyaCemetery:iconAnastasyaCemetery: Jun 24, 2008, 1:31:49 AM
Hello. Thank you for the fav :handshake:

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*inObrAS:iconinObrAS: Jun 9, 2008, 7:13:33 AM
Thank You very much for the :+fav: Hegemon! :hug:
~swz:iconswz: Jun 9, 2008, 12:21:49 AM
thanks for the fav:)
~sabzy13:iconsabzy13: Jun 8, 2008, 11:44:02 PM
thanks:)

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~VanillaAcolytes:iconVanillaAcolytes: May 30, 2008, 2:06:01 PM
Thank you for the favorite!
~rohrmuller:iconrohrmuller: Apr 18, 2008, 5:37:07 AM
Thanks for the fav. :)

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~FreakVampire88:iconFreakVampire88: Apr 12, 2008, 8:46:12 AM
thanks for the :+fav:

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~MarianKretschmer:iconMarianKretschmer: Mar 29, 2008, 9:19:10 AM
Thanx for the fave :)

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=ilovegravy:iconilovegravy: Mar 27, 2008, 8:10:19 PM
Helloooo sir!! :batman: Thanks a bunch for the :+fav: on my Katamari costume!! :) Hopefully by next year I'll have rolled up more than a mini chair and a box of Count Chocula. ^^;

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*pimientanegra:iconpimientanegra: Mar 14, 2008, 8:29:33 AM
thank you 4 the :+fav:

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*kinkei:iconkinkei: Mar 14, 2008, 7:33:45 AM
thank you 4 faving :heart: xx

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~metal27:iconmetal27: Mar 11, 2008, 2:26:32 AM
Hi man :w00t:
thanx for the :+fav: :D
*Scream01:iconScream01: Mar 10, 2008, 8:21:00 AM
Thanks for the fave ^^

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=kousetsukitsune:iconkousetsukitsune: Mar 2, 2008, 4:07:44 AM
Thank you very much for the :+fav: :D

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*ladydawg:iconladydawg: Mar 1, 2008, 8:16:24 AM
Thank you for the :+fav: of [link] !

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=ilovegravy:iconilovegravy: Feb 25, 2008, 5:55:24 AM
Hey there sir!! :wave: :pringles: Thanks a bunch for the :+fav: on my I AM FANCY shirt product pic!! :D Through support like yours, advancements in FANCY RESEARCH can be made, hopefully resulting in much more fanciness, and way less deaths and/or lawsuits! :dance: So yes, thanks for that. :thanks:

ps- Feel free to conduct your own experiments with a shirt of your own! :D [link]
~candylion43a:iconcandylion43a: Feb 24, 2008, 5:27:50 PM
thankies for the favorite =D

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=SupremeLady:iconSupremeLady: Feb 13, 2008, 10:20:20 AM
Thanks for the :+fav: on [link]
I really appreciate it! :boogie:

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*GeraldWinslow:iconGeraldWinslow: Feb 10, 2008, 2:20:08 PM
Hola, and thanks for that :+fav: for the Angkor dancers! :bow:
*j-lew2021:iconj-lew2021: Jan 29, 2008, 2:01:19 PM
thanks for tha fav :+fav:

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*ploop26:iconploop26: Jan 29, 2008, 1:49:29 AM
:whisper: ( thank you for the Q U I e T . S A B B a T H
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